cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

(Source: tomsigh, via succeeding)

officialsharks:

if u ever purposefully hurt an animal in front of me i will punch u so fuckin fast ill break the fuckin sound barrier dont fuckin test me watch ur back pal

(via you-cant-save-the-winter)

(Source: koukaju, via phenris)

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

(via exileoblivion)

wreckers:

time to drown myself in music to forget about my feelings

(via feat)

"Creator? This unit is still able to serve. What has it done wrong?"

Geth, and then everyone playing mass effect cried bitch tears (via shotgunspree)

(via phenris)

approvinqly:

I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr

(via mondo-s)

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

(via witchyroses)

11,682 plays

thedisneyfan:

shining-magically:

that Prince Hans

JUST CLICK PLAY

(via bokualternia)

vangoghsdaughter:

quidditching:

Let me bring you a thing back

  • blond= male
  • blonde=female
  • brunet=male or female
  • brunette=female
  • fiancé=male
  • fiancée=female

Good day.

I did not know this.

things that should be taught in english lessons but aren’t.

welcome to the basics of stealing from French

(Source: ardentesxvoix, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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(Source: alienfucks, via monkeysxarctic)

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