• person: so what music are you into?
  • me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation

"I’m not anti-social. I’m just not social."

Woody Allen    (via nicht-auszuhalten)

(Source: disposablw, via icy-brunette)

"If she only wants you, don’t worry about who wants her"

xkeithyx:

floralparanormal:

I think OTPs are subconsciously what we want in relationships

this shit hit me like a train

(via meulincatnip)

silverrumrunner:

onlinewifey:

A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care

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(via ruinedchildhood)

knittingwitch:

Red Sofa on Etsy ~ Norse Rune Rings.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/redsofa

(via cadaverselfie)

"they did it on mythbusters"

someone who’s about to win an argument (via literatechick)

(via gamzadoodle-makarkles)

thebaconsandwichofregret:

casualdorkpatrol:

casualdorkpatrol:

so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went

" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."

AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.

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Guess who’s got a daaaaate

every time this post comes back around it makes my day

(via kaiwoladan)

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

(Source: fifthharmony, via cassondrabookxv)

"I want to stay in this service."

"Well you should have thought of that before you decided to become a lesbian."

(Source: rebekahdykelson, via ballsybails)

  • Them: I don't think kids should be exposed to gay relationships.
  • You: Why not?
  • Them: It's introducing children to sexuality! They're too young for that!
  • You: So when a prince and princess kiss in a Disney movie, are they introduced to sexuality? When the prince and the princess get married and have a child, is that introducing your child to sexuality?
  • Them: NO! But if they see a man and a man, or a woman and a woman together... they're going to start asking questions! Like how a man and a man can... you know, do anything together.
  • You: You think the only thing people think when they see a gay couple is "I wonder how they have sex"? Furthermore, you think a CHILD is going to even know what that means? When the prince and the princess kiss, does your 4 year old daughter ask, "mommy, how do people have intercourse"? No. She just sees two people in love. If you remember when you were a kid, you probably didn't think about sex every time you saw two people happy together.
  • Them: But it'll bring up all kinds of questions, it'll confuse my child!
  • You: Then be a fucking parent and explain it to your child. The only question that might be brought up is "mom, why don't you want gay people to be happy?". And when you don't have a good answer for that question, you can look your child in the eye and say "It's because I'm a bigot".
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